More Strange Business Names

First there was AGAPE Pregnancy Resource Center, and today I saw:

Once Upon A Child

This would definitely not be my first choice for a business name, or really any choice for that matter.  My first two guesses as to the nature of this business: some kind of store catering to Priests and Bishops; or more straight to the point, a support group center for reformed sex offenders.

Believe it or not I’m really not trying to have a twisted mind on this one.  My point is that this is the name of a business; you’re trying to attract customers not scare them away.  Now that I’ve seen the site since I went searching for the link I see what they’re really about.  Perhaps they subscribe to the “any press is good press” theory, but go and tell that to the Toyota – Saved By Zero campaign.  I still to this day continue to boycott Old Navy due to the annoying as all hell commercials.

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