More Funnies
December 29, 2008Here’s one my dad actually told me about:

And for your viewing pleasure here’s the “Site Of The Week”. Not that I’ve actually done that before or even really plan to continue it in the future, but it sounded good:
http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/InternetsVanityPlates/
Actually here’s a bonus link for you too; that way you’re covered for two weeks!
http://www.businesspundit.com/after-the-crisis-a-parody-of-15-corporate-logos/
Dealing With The Apocalypse
December 14, 2008Deutschland gewinnt den Zweiten Weltkrieg
December 14, 2008This has been flying around the internets lately, but just in case you actually haven’t seen it yet, here ya go. And I’m not even posting it because of what happened specifically to Texas this year; the BCS yields screwy results every year.
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BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
“Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium, Greece and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work–including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule–our computers deemed them worthy of the #1
ranking.”
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories–Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests–they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.”
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said “Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ’style points’ to enhance Germany’s rankings. Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.”
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented “France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.”
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

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