Words

Bigastic(adj) – An object that is quite large, relative to its typical size. “The Petronas Towers are bigastic”.

Bigastic(n) – Big Ass Stick. “Hand me the bigastic”. Derived from the legendary event of Stuart requesting that Tim locate and hand him a ‘big ass stick’ so that Stuart could continue mixing the large toxic pool of chemicals.

Colonized(adj) – Describes a string or list of things separated by the colon character (:). For example this:is:something:that:is:colonized. Not to be confused with the word that means to establish a colony. This is pronounced differently, as in colon-ized.

GlobalUSation(n) – Globalization gone wrong. When something is done in the name of making something global-friendly yet is implemented with only U.S. concerns in mind.

Idolization(n) (1) – To significantly alter the ending of a song when performing on the TV show American Idol to draw it out longer and attempt to create a dramatic close. fdfsd

Idolization(n) (2) – To split groups of people into two or more rooms in order to deliver unto them differing versions of the same news.

Kano(n) – A shortening of the pronunciation of the chemical compound KNO₃, Potassium Nitrate.

Linkify(v) – The process of turning something into a link. “Hey, highlight that and linkify it”. Also used as linkification or linkified.

Mega-Religious-Psycho(n) – An extreme bible-thumper. One who attempts to impose their views and lifestyle upon others with no regard for their feelings, preferences, demeanor, etc. Typically seen driving a vehicle with one of those “fish” on the back. One advantage to the presence of this fish is that it identifies a subset of the bad drivers; although beware the “school of fish”, those people are crazy.

Meown/Meyawn(n) – When a cat begins to meow but then it turns into a yawn.

Plasticated(adj) – Made of plastic, or at least coated in plastic.

Pretaliation(n) – Derived from retaliation; a condensed form of pre-retaliation. A kind of pre-emptive strike. As in “retaliation before-the-fact for something I was pretty sure you were going to do.”

Quadruplify(v) – A shorter (and funnier) way of saying “multiply by four”. In some instances I suppose you could just say quadruple, as in “I need quadruple the amount”; but then what about “I did this and that so it ended up having a quadruplifying effect”.

Sexily(adv) – When you look at your partner in a sexy and seductive manner you are looking at them “sexily”.

Sneakily(adv) – When you want to use the word ’sneaky’ in a particular part of the sentence but it just won’t fit.  For instance “I had to move the card in my hand sneakily so observers wouldn’t get a clue as to its value.”  Apparently this may actually be considered a real word by some dictionaries, but it sure does sound strange, like it shouldn’t be a word.

Table Tetris(n) – The art of moving tables in a restaurant to accommodate your unexpected increase in party size. “Oh, Jimmy and his friend are coming too? I see potential space over there, looks like were going to have to play some Table Tetris.”

Trickeration(n) – The art of finagling something into working through somewhat unconventional means. Similar to hacking, but with a less severe amount of effort required. Essentially a clever solution.

Wouldn’t've(v) – Contraction of “would not have”.

You’d've(v) – Contraction of “you would have”.

Yuppified(adj) – Pseudo-high-class, to the point of being unappealing. Typically an establishment that has high prices (yet not high enough quality food to justify it), the appearance of extravagance, commonly has valet parking, and is a place yuppies gather. Made to attract yuppies. Example: Cool River